STREET RANGER

I hope you guys like sexy blondes with big tits because that’s exactly what I’ve got for you this week. I’ve been doing some home improvement on the old Street Ranger fuck den and I needed some stone work done. What? You never thought of the Ranger as the DIY type? Pfft, I’m quite the handyman. Maybe I should start my own show and call it “This Old Whorehouse”. Oops, looks like it’s already been done. Damn! Anyways, back to this chick I fucked this week. Her name is Liz Taylor and I was referred to her by a buddy of mine that she did some work for. When I got to this place, I sure wasn’t expecting to see a hot blonde with big tits. For whatever reason, my friend forgot to mention to me that the girl was smoking hot and that’s weird because he’s hooked me up before. If I had known what I was getting myself into, I would have prepared ranger junior a little better. You know, like make him do his calisthenics and whatnot. So Liz is telling me all about the services they offer and of course I’m not hearing any of it because I’m obsessed with her big tits. When she notices me staring at her chest she starts getting all flirtatious and says that maybe we can work out a deal. I just had to check out her tits so I copped a feel and then Liz started grabbing for my dick. She sucked my cock right there in her shop and I ended up banging her on the work bench. Liz was a great fuck and with service like that, she must have a ton of satisfied customers. You can bet your ass I’ll be stopping by her shop more often and I’ll probably end up with half of my house being made out of stone!

Welcome back to another day in the life of the Street Ranger. I don’t know what it is but I keep hooking up with these girls on my way to work. At least today I wasn’t running late as a motherfucker like usual. I actually just left another chicks (booty call) house when I noticed this girl walking down the sidewalk. She looked real tall and sexy so I had to check her out. She looked even better when I got her over to the ranger mobile. She told me her name was Jada and when I asked her what she was up to, she told me she was working. Figuring she was on her break or some shit I offered her a ride in hopes of getting her number or maybe some road head. I guess I should have realized Jada was actually AT WORK as we spoke. A girl’s gotta make a living right? I told her to go ahead and get in the car to see if we could make a deal. When she told me it was $250 a pop, I almost wished I had a vagina and a pair of tits! I had no intentions of paying that much but I also wasn’t going to give up on scoring with this hotty just yet. I took Jada to my favorite hangout over on Biscayne for a little suck and fuck before I had to be at work. She sucks cock like the pro she is and she was an awesome fuck. Jada’s perfect ass bouncing up and down on my rod in the POV cowgirl scene was easily the highlight of this update. And that’s saying something considering the doggystyle and missionary scenes were pretty fucking good too. Shortly after I shot my load on her stomach, Jada jumped in the shower. I figured that was the perfect time to get myself a refund from her purse even though she would have been worth every fucking penny. Jada must have suspected something was up because she took the shortest shower in the history of mankind and I was still half naked as I made a break for my car. Enjoy the show!

What are you crazy dudes up to this week? Probably no good. I don’t know why I even ask ;). As for myself, well I scored another hot blonde this week. I ran into her at the gas station. It’s hard to believe how much pussy I tend to find there. If this shit keeps up, I’m going to start calling it the ass station. This girl’s name is Jocelyn Jayden and it was lust at first sight with her. She was rambling on about being in town from Virginia and something about her rental car being out of gas. I wasn’t paying much attention because I was checking out her tits the whole time. They were fucking perfect in every way and her ass was just as fine. I bought Jocelyn some gas and offered her a ride back to her hotel when I realized this girl was starting to hit on me. Imagine a chick like this trying to beat the Ranger at his own game. I was supposed to be at work but this piece of ass was worth being late for. Jocelyn went beyond flirting and starting giving me head on the way to her hotel. I’ve seen plenty of horny chicks before but this girl was a grade A nymph and she couldn’t wait to get back to the room. She picked up right where she left off slobbing on my knob while I got a closer look at her body. Holy shit, I hope they kept the mold. The ass on this girl should be framed and hung in a museum and that’s no shit. I started banging Jocelyn on the bed and she starts screaming like crazy. I love crazy loud chicks like this and I bet the people in the next room were wondering what the fuck. I pounded Jocelyn’s pussy hard for quite a while then I shot a big load of cum all over her stomach. She decided to hop in the shower and told me to stick around for an encore. How could I say no? Getting a little strange beats the hell out of going to work!