STREET RANGER

Welcome back to another day in the life of the Street Ranger. I don’t know what it is but I keep hooking up with these girls on my way to work. At least today I wasn’t running late as a motherfucker like usual. I actually just left another chicks (booty call) house when I noticed this girl walking down the sidewalk. She looked real tall and sexy so I had to check her out. She looked even better when I got her over to the ranger mobile. She told me her name was Jada and when I asked her what she was up to, she told me she was working. Figuring she was on her break or some shit I offered her a ride in hopes of getting her number or maybe some road head. I guess I should have realized Jada was actually AT WORK as we spoke. A girl’s gotta make a living right? I told her to go ahead and get in the car to see if we could make a deal. When she told me it was $250 a pop, I almost wished I had a vagina and a pair of tits! I had no intentions of paying that much but I also wasn’t going to give up on scoring with this hotty just yet. I took Jada to my favorite hangout over on Biscayne for a little suck and fuck before I had to be at work. She sucks cock like the pro she is and she was an awesome fuck. Jada’s perfect ass bouncing up and down on my rod in the POV cowgirl scene was easily the highlight of this update. And that’s saying something considering the doggystyle and missionary scenes were pretty fucking good too. Shortly after I shot my load on her stomach, Jada jumped in the shower. I figured that was the perfect time to get myself a refund from her purse even though she would have been worth every fucking penny. Jada must have suspected something was up because she took the shortest shower in the history of mankind and I was still half naked as I made a break for my car. Enjoy the show!

What are you crazy dudes up to this week? Probably no good. I don’t know why I even ask ;). As for myself, well I scored another hot blonde this week. I ran into her at the gas station. It’s hard to believe how much pussy I tend to find there. If this shit keeps up, I’m going to start calling it the ass station. This girl’s name is Jocelyn Jayden and it was lust at first sight with her. She was rambling on about being in town from Virginia and something about her rental car being out of gas. I wasn’t paying much attention because I was checking out her tits the whole time. They were fucking perfect in every way and her ass was just as fine. I bought Jocelyn some gas and offered her a ride back to her hotel when I realized this girl was starting to hit on me. Imagine a chick like this trying to beat the Ranger at his own game. I was supposed to be at work but this piece of ass was worth being late for. Jocelyn went beyond flirting and starting giving me head on the way to her hotel. I’ve seen plenty of horny chicks before but this girl was a grade A nymph and she couldn’t wait to get back to the room. She picked up right where she left off slobbing on my knob while I got a closer look at her body. Holy shit, I hope they kept the mold. The ass on this girl should be framed and hung in a museum and that’s no shit. I started banging Jocelyn on the bed and she starts screaming like crazy. I love crazy loud chicks like this and I bet the people in the next room were wondering what the fuck. I pounded Jocelyn’s pussy hard for quite a while then I shot a big load of cum all over her stomach. She decided to hop in the shower and told me to stick around for an encore. How could I say no? Getting a little strange beats the hell out of going to work!

What’s up you crazy fuckers? Why don’t you join me as I share the tale of my latest conquest. Her name is Anita Blue and I bumped in to her (quite literally) on the other side of town. She was walking down the sidewalk texting her friends on her phone, oblivious to everything around her. I scoped her out pretty heavily since she wasn’t paying attention and I figured bumping into her “by accident” would be a good way to get her attention. Anita was your typical blonde which isn’t exactly a bad thing considering what I had in mind. For the sake of conversation, I asked her if she knew how to get to South Beach. Even though she lives there, Anita was at a loss for directions because she always takes the bus. She told me she could show me so we hopped in the Ranger mobile. When Anita mentioned she was a stripper, I started hitting on her hard. By the way, here’s a little advice and you can consider this your Street Ranger Tip of the Day. The fastest way to a girl’s pussy is to make her laugh. Pouring on the charm and all that BS is fine but most chicks love a guy with a sense of humor. Now, I’m not saying you can walk up to a supermodel, ask her why the chicken crossed the road and expect her to spread her legs. I’m also not trying to discourage you from trying. If it works, please report back =). So I ask this girl about her name and start cracking jokes. A-nita some ass, A-nita blowjob, you get the idea. She thought it was funny and the next thing you know, we’re in a hotel room and this blonde stripper is giving me a private showing. She definitely has the body of a stripper and her ass was bigger than I expected which was fine because I love a big round bubble butt once in a while. Right after the strip tease, Anita was sucking on Ranger Jr and playing with his two friends. I gotta say that stripping isn’t the only thing Anita’s good at. I fucked the hell out of her and she was loving it even though she kept saying my cock was too big. As a matter of fact, Anita enjoyed it so much she had a nice screaming orgasm right before I covered her face with a complimentary sample of the Ranger’s special sauce. After we got cleaned up I dropped Anita off at the store and just bolted. Carve another notch in the headboard. Enjoy fellas!

Holy shit what a string of hot brunettes I’ve been banging lately. You may recognize the latest as Jaylynn Sins. She’s done some amateur porn work and once I saw that tight little ass, I couldn’t wait to leave my mark on it. Jaylynn said she was waiting for her friend but as you’re about to see in this video, she was really wating for some sex. She was wearing a white blouse and some tight black pants when I picked her up. She’d just got off work from her job as a waitress and she was looking fine as hell. The way those pants hugged her ass made me want to do her right there in the parking lot. Being the gentleman I am (cough), I offered her a ride home. Jaylynn is such a sweet girl she offered to give me some money for gas but I was interested in another form of payment. She invited me upstairs to her apartment to show me the view. Shit just started to happen while we were out on the balcony. We started kissing then I opened her blouse to check out her tits. Nice and perky they were! Jaylynn started giving me head right there on the balcony. It was pretty crazy to be doing that shit out there where people could see but sometimes you just have to go with the flow. After she sucked my dick, I started fucking her like crazy from behind while she held on to the railing. The pussy was good, REAL good. Jaylynn turned around and we started fucking face to face while standing up. Now let me tell you guys something (and I’m probably preaching to the choir here), this isn’t the easiest position to pull off. Luckily Jaylynn is really flexible so everything was cool. After I hit that pussy a few minutes more, I shot my load right in her mouth. It’s what she wanted so how could I say no? I made sure to get her number before I bailed. Jaylynn definitely has that type of cum back pussy that you can never get enough of. You know the type. Enjoy the movie.