STREET RANGER

Ok, I know some of you guys took a look at the title of this week’s update and were all like, “Hey dude, bros before hoes”. That’s a nice motto and all but I like, “Hoes before bros as long as nobody knows” a lot better. Haha I’m just fucking with ya. Rey isn’t exactly my bro and he was kind of a dick so I didn’t hesitate to fuck his girlfriend. Here’s the deal. My fucking A/C in the car was on the fritz and you can imagine how much fun that is in Miami. It was so hot I didn’t even want to drive to my buddy’s house so he could help me fix it. I was trying to figure out where to put the freon when Rey and his girlfriend Sophie came along. I scoped this girl out pretty hard and stuff started happening in my pants. I had to figure out a way to fuck her. Considering they got in a big fight while they tried to help me out, I knew my chances were pretty good. Sophie blew off her boyfriend and told him she was going to get another ride home. Yea, my home. Sophie was ready to go when we got back to my place, like it was going to be a grudge fuck or something. I didn’t care. I took off her shirt to check out her tits and damn if they weren’t perfect specimens. She had a sweet round ass and a nice juicy pussy too. The kind of pussy that makes a cameltoe you can see coming a mile down the beach. Sophie dropped my pants and started sucking on Ranger Jr. The girl gives head like an experienced MILF. After a few minutes of that I had to start fucking her or I was going to shoot my load in her mouth. The pussy was even better than it looked and Sophie was so horny her snatch was soaking wet. I fucked her for a good ten minutes then I gave her a pearl necklace like you wouldn’t believe. I’m serious, that shit was damn near perfect. Wait until you see the video. Rey doesn’t know what he missed. Oh wait, yea he probably does. LOL!

This week I got to experience what every guy has thought about doing before. Fucking a hot chick in a store dressing room. Admit it, that thought crosses your mind every time you’re in a store and see a hot girl walk into the dressing room. So there I was, at this little hole in the wall of a store just shopping for a gift for a girlfriend of mine when this chick walks in. She was pretty hot so I was scoping her out. I said hi but she didn’t seem that interested in small talk at first. You guys know the Ranger doesn’t give up that easily. It dawned on me that she thought I worked at the store since I was the only one she saw when she walked in. This was something I could use to my advantage and I offered to help her pick something out to try on. After chatting with her a bit, she warmed up to me and became much friendlier. When she grabbed a few items to take into the dressing room I knew it was now or never. I was either going to get a swift kick in the balls or get a piece of ass and after talking to this girl, I liked my odds. Well, as you can tell from this update, my balls remain perfectly in tact. She had her top off when I walked in and the girl has some sweet perky tits. She let me touch them then asked me why I was still wearing clothes when she was practically nude. I dropped trou and she got on her knees and started sucking my cock. This was going much better than expected! A couple minutes later I was trying her pussy on for size and it was a perfect fit. I bent her over and fucked her up against the dressing room wall then I had her turn around and I hit that pussy from the front. I knew it was only a matter of time before someone from the store showed and we’d be busted. The Ranger has an internal clock for these things so I shot my load on her stomach and told her I’d wait for her in the store. I hope she didn’t spend much time looking for me because I just bailed. It had to be the best shopping experience ever. If more girls were down with fucking in the dressing room, shopping for clothes would become a favorite pasttime of boyfriends everywhere. Am I right?

Aaah, there’s nothing better than having a pretty girl suck on your finger. Haha, oh wait… yes there is! Which brings us to my latest misadventure. I’m sure you guys have experienced waking up in a strange location after a rough night and not knowing what the fuck. I was in this chick’s yard right outside her pool and when I first saw her, I thought I might be dreaming. That is until she threatened to bring out her dog and call the cops. That’s a combination the Ranger doesn’t need to deal with anytime soon. I guess this chick gets a lot of weirdos around her place and was expecting the worst but she was cool after I told her what was up. She even let me use her phone to call my moms and ask her to come pick my ass up. I couldn’t take my eyes off this girl. Wrap a hot, perfectly tanned body in a skimpy bikini and the Ranger is going to be staring at that shit all day. She told me her names was Niki Dominick and that her husband was in NY on business and that he’s like 60 years old. Naturally I’m liking where this convo is going especially when she asks me to oil her up. She didn’t have to spell it out for me. She started teasing my dick through my shorts then she unzips them and starts licking it. I wanted to bone her pussy so we moved over by her hot tub because it was a little more secluded. She has some nosey neighbors and she didn’t want them telling her husband that she’s been fucking around. The pussy was grade A and she was really into it. Like she hasn’t had a proper fucking in a long time. She just went off when she got on top, bouncing up and down on my cock like crazy. I had all I could do to keep from blowing my load but that pussy was so hot I didn’t want to pop just yet. After some intense fucking, I finally did land a nice money shot right on her face. I had a GREAT time with this girl and it must have been mutual. Niki wants me to be her own personal pool boy. If she always fucks like that, I’d do it for free! Enjoy the update, guys. I know you will!

I had a revelation this week. Why rent an adult video when you can make your own? Let me tell you about this weeks wacky adventure; The Video Store Sexcapade. I was hanging near South Beach because, well, there’s a lot of pussy around there and you know how the Ranger likes his pussy. I decided to check out one of the adult video stores just for the hell of it. Sometimes it’s worth going in just to check out the movie titles. Funny shit. That’s when I met the hot little number you see pictured above. Her name is Tiffani Rox and she told me she was there to do a shoot. She was cute as hell and super friendly so I decided to turn on some of that Ranger charm. Tiffani was wearing a short skirt and I was dying to get a look at her ass. She didn’t seem to mind. As a matter of fact she even let me grab it. I could tell this was going to be another great encounter. The dude that was managing the store stepped out back and Tiffani started rubbing on my cock. I was a little surprised because at first she didn’t strike me as the type of chick that would be up for getting fucked in a video store. As they say, don’t judge a book by its cover. Moments later, she’s on her knees sucking my cock. Tiffani has a talented mouth and it was one of the better blowjobs I’ve had. I couldn’t wait to fuck her so I bent her over and started hitting it doggy style. Then she got on top and rode my cock for a few minutes. Her body was tight as fuck. We’re talking basically flawless. Wait until you see her tits. Wow, just wow. We were down below the rows of videos so we were kind of out of sight but we knew the dude from the store would be back any minute and didn’t have a lot of time. We finished fucking and I shot my load on Tiffani’s face with a big glob of it landing dead center on her nose. It was pretty funny but she didn’t seem to care. This chick was cool as hell. Anyways, it was time to get the fuck out of there before I got caught so I bailed. Enoy the videos and remember, please be kind and rewind. If you don’t, there will be an extra 25 cent charge on your bill. Street Ranger out!