STREET RANGER

By special request and because I didn’t put up a post last week, here’s a preview from the Street Ranger archive. It’s my Sexy Humanitarian update and if you missed it, you’ll want to pay close attention because this girl is fucking HOT! Her name is Cali Capri and I found her on the streets doing some volunteer work for the food drive at her college. Cali was the hottest chick I saw the entire day and I’d been looking high and low for some tail. She asked me if I could help her out with her charity deal so how could I say no? They always get the hottest chicks to do this shit because they know that nobody is going to turn them down. I was trying to figure out how to turn this volunteer work into getting laid but Cali beat me to the punch. Before I could even really hit on her she starts going on about how she thinks I’m cute and she made it a point to talk to me. It’s nice when they make it so easy. Cali wanted to get to the other side of town to finish doing fliers and whatnot so I offered to give her a ride. Halfway to the car she starts grabbing at my johnson like she wants to go right there. I told her to at least wait until we got to the garage where nobody could see us. When I first saw her, I never would have pegged Cali as being a cock crazy nympho but that’s what she turned out to be. As soon as we were out of sight she was giving me head and begging me to fuck her. I really hit the jackpot with this one! She had a super hot body with nice perky tits and a tight pussy. She also had one of the nicest round asses I’ve seen in a while. Cali was so into the sex it didn’t seem to bother her that we were in a garage and you know I didn’t give a fuck. On a day that was starting to look like a wash, I ended up scoring with one of the hottest chicks I’ve done yet. I need to do this volunteer shit more often!

And I do mean EVERYTHING! If there’s one thing I’ve learned in all of my adventures, it’s that you can’t judge a chick by the cover. Some of the most normal looking girls turn into nympho freaks when the clothes come off. Take my latest conquest for example. I was in this novelty clothes store checking out some of the customers when I spotted her. She had sort of a MILFy girl next door look to her. I was immediately drawn to her big tis. She had on this tight green top and you could tell her boobs just wanted out of there and to be free and in the breeze. That was my mission. As I said, her outward appearance didn’t give me the impression that she was a cock loving freak so I wasn’t sure how to approach her. Finally I just said fuck it grabbed this shirt off the rack and showed it to her. It said “I SWALLOW” on the front and I asked if it was true. Hey, you might as well cut to the chase… life is too short to beat around the bush and there are plenty of other fish in the sea (insert lame saying of your choice here). When she looked at the shirt and nodded in agreement, I knew I’d found my daily fix of pussy. when we went outside and hopped in a taxi, I got a better look at her tits. She pulled her shirt down to show me the goods and I was impressed. This girl doesn’t know the meaning of “shy”. She agreed to give me head if I picked up the cab fare and that sounded like a hell of a deal to me. It turns out she loves sucking cock and she really gets into it. If I’d known I was going to run into such a knob gobbler I would have brought her a bib. About halfway through the blowjob she starts asking me to fuck her so I told the driver to drop us off at my favorite hotel. We get a room and again, she’s all over Ranger Jr. After she sucks me off some more, she turns around and sits her now soaking wet pussy right down on top of my rod. Such a nice round ass she had, it matched her tits perfectly. I let her bounce her butt up and down for a while then I got on top. Oh, how I loved watching her nice natural tits shake back and forth like bowls of jello while I pounded away. I wanted to give her something to remember me by so I left her with a nice big serving of the Ranger’s special sauce. Then I bailed! Enjoy!

Hey guys, here’s a preview of my latest update. It’s called Brooke’s Bugs and no, I don’t mean crabs, heh. Let me explain. I was enjoying a nice walk on a sunny day when I noticed this hot little number standing outside her second floor hotel room. I was in mood for a piece of ass (like always) and I decided to investigate. I managed to convince her I was from the hotel and I was taking care of pest control. She told me she had seen some ants earlier and pulled me inside to take a look. I took a look alright. The girl was hot. Brooke was nice and petite with a tight little ass on her. Just my type. She was the flirty aggressive type and kept grabbing on to me. I got the sense that Brooke was up for anything and when she mentioned the bulge in my pants, my suspicions were confirmed. I told her it’s always like that and she asked me if she could touch it. It must have been one of those rhetorical questions because almost before I could answer her, Brooke had a hold of my Johnson. She was groping at it and massaging it and somehow it ended up in her mouth. She gave me a great knob job and I returned the favor by fucking the hell out of her pussy. First Brooke got on top and rode my cock while I played with her clit. Then I flipped her over and hit that pussy doggystyle. She wasn’t a screamer like some of the other recent chicks but she was obviously enjoying the fuck because she was moaning and talking nasty the whole time. She wasn’t the only one enjoying it. I left Brooke with a big load of ranger juice right on her tits and told her we should hook up again sometime. I actually meant it this time too. What a great piece of ass!

I hope you guys like sexy blondes with big tits because that’s exactly what I’ve got for you this week. I’ve been doing some home improvement on the old Street Ranger fuck den and I needed some stone work done. What? You never thought of the Ranger as the DIY type? Pfft, I’m quite the handyman. Maybe I should start my own show and call it “This Old Whorehouse”. Oops, looks like it’s already been done. Damn! Anyways, back to this chick I fucked this week. Her name is Liz Taylor and I was referred to her by a buddy of mine that she did some work for. When I got to this place, I sure wasn’t expecting to see a hot blonde with big tits. For whatever reason, my friend forgot to mention to me that the girl was smoking hot and that’s weird because he’s hooked me up before. If I had known what I was getting myself into, I would have prepared ranger junior a little better. You know, like make him do his calisthenics and whatnot. So Liz is telling me all about the services they offer and of course I’m not hearing any of it because I’m obsessed with her big tits. When she notices me staring at her chest she starts getting all flirtatious and says that maybe we can work out a deal. I just had to check out her tits so I copped a feel and then Liz started grabbing for my dick. She sucked my cock right there in her shop and I ended up banging her on the work bench. Liz was a great fuck and with service like that, she must have a ton of satisfied customers. You can bet your ass I’ll be stopping by her shop more often and I’ll probably end up with half of my house being made out of stone!