STREET RANGER

What’s up you crazy fuckers? Why don’t you join me as I share the tale of my latest conquest. Her name is Anita Blue and I bumped in to her (quite literally) on the other side of town. She was walking down the sidewalk texting her friends on her phone, oblivious to everything around her. I scoped her out pretty heavily since she wasn’t paying attention and I figured bumping into her “by accident” would be a good way to get her attention. Anita was your typical blonde which isn’t exactly a bad thing considering what I had in mind. For the sake of conversation, I asked her if she knew how to get to South Beach. Even though she lives there, Anita was at a loss for directions because she always takes the bus. She told me she could show me so we hopped in the Ranger mobile. When Anita mentioned she was a stripper, I started hitting on her hard. By the way, here’s a little advice and you can consider this your Street Ranger Tip of the Day. The fastest way to a girl’s pussy is to make her laugh. Pouring on the charm and all that BS is fine but most chicks love a guy with a sense of humor. Now, I’m not saying you can walk up to a supermodel, ask her why the chicken crossed the road and expect her to spread her legs. I’m also not trying to discourage you from trying. If it works, please report back =). So I ask this girl about her name and start cracking jokes. A-nita some ass, A-nita blowjob, you get the idea. She thought it was funny and the next thing you know, we’re in a hotel room and this blonde stripper is giving me a private showing. She definitely has the body of a stripper and her ass was bigger than I expected which was fine because I love a big round bubble butt once in a while. Right after the strip tease, Anita was sucking on Ranger Jr and playing with his two friends. I gotta say that stripping isn’t the only thing Anita’s good at. I fucked the hell out of her and she was loving it even though she kept saying my cock was too big. As a matter of fact, Anita enjoyed it so much she had a nice screaming orgasm right before I covered her face with a complimentary sample of the Ranger’s special sauce. After we got cleaned up I dropped Anita off at the store and just bolted. Carve another notch in the headboard. Enjoy fellas!